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Things you can only say at Christmas

December 18th, 2008 by

Anthony

I prefer breasts to legs.

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

Smother the butter all over the breasts.

If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!

I’ve never seen a better spread!

I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

Are you ready for seconds yet?

It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat i! t?

Don’t play with your meat!

Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!

You still have a little bit on your chin.

How long will it take after you put it in?

You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!

I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning.

Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more.

MERRY XMAS all !

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Another Classic TV Ad

September 8th, 2008 by

Anthony

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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly…he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied. “Get your own f##k%n’ blanket!”

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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SUV

July 26th, 2008 by

Anthony

The SUV car market has really come alive over the last couple years and I’m starting to take extra notice thanks to these three players in the market.

I doubt I’ll be able to afford the price tag that comes with these beautifully designed cars but it certainly doesn’t hurt to dream, and maybe take one out for a test drive.

If I had the money however, I’d drive home the Mazda CX-9. Surprised! Well, which one would you drive home? Read & watch the below and then comment to let me know.

Audi Q5