A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said “I bet you can’t tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time”.

The wife thought for a few moments, then said, “Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.”

Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother. “Frank Brown showed me his willy today!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mum asked, “Really small was it?” Sally replied, “No…salty!”